Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.

Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025

Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025

Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

Zay shit

The tendency to exhibit exaggerated or fake behavior, especially in the presence of girls, by acting differently or attempting to be funny in a misguided attempt to impress others, often resulting in awkward or unimpressive outcomes. In other words, being a “L mans”.

“You on that zay shit right now.”

“That’s zay”

by Vnkn0wn April 4, 2024

Rip-shit

Rip-shit, rip shit, or ripshit. Not ripped shit, ripshits, or ripping shits.

Someone who is (or more commonly, who will be) super mad, to the point of getting belligerent. So pissed off, that they will "rip" some "shit" up in an angry rage.

Oh no! I took my dad's 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out for a joyride and crashed it! He's gonna be so rip-shit when he finds out.

You crashed my 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix!? I am fucking ripshit right now.

by Benevolent Cuntenstein April 4, 2024

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024