Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.

If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.

by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018

Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.

The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka

by Bestly February 27, 2018

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie

How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017

White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

That lad was white Willy wasted

by misleading October 15, 2016

Willy Motor

When you go for a nudie swim/wear boardies that are too big and you body surf a wave and you Willy acts as a motor

"Dude did you just see me Willy motor that wave!!"

"Yeah that was sick dude"

by afawcett23 September 25, 2016

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016