Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s
by Samiam282 September 26, 2025
Get the Mooing cow mug.Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
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Get the moo mi goosh mug.To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act
Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025
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Get the Shoot the moose mug.An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)
Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.
by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026
Get the moose knuckle of a day mug.When you find someone so spicy and sexy that you get a fat boner. The boner is so fat that you somehow got the person pregnant.
by Me ma moo maker November 22, 2021
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