You could use the "appropriate" definition, which is that it's a term coined by Cristine Rotenberg from Simply Nailogical, but we're all dirty here. A glossy taco is, for lack of better words, a wet pussy. Taco emoji=sext for pussy, glossy=wet, meaning that there's the aftereffects of orgasm or cum on the pussy.
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Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell
1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed
6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
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