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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Sleep Hangover

When you get a good nights sleep, waking up is the equivelant is that of a hangover.
"Did you see that college girl?"
"Yeah what about her"
"She looks like she has a sleep hangover."
by rugbygirl15 October 30, 2011
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Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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sleeping delhey

1. to defecate inside a woman's vagina while she is asleep
2. to take advantage of a highly intoxicated woman
"Man last night you totally sleeping Delhey'd that girl"
"Really?"
"Yeah she was drunk out of her mind and you just banged her in front of everyone"
by clone10264 September 19, 2011
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sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.
by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011
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Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.
Sleep is useless
by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023
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Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023
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