sexual assault

a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck

omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi

by Malaysaih December 3, 2020

pseudo-psuedo-sexual

flirting intimately, but going on about as if were a joke, then using that to cover up the fact it's actually NOT a joke

do you think derek and jason are all over each other?

yeahhh, but its pseudo-psuedo-sexual

by jasonxcore February 23, 2009

University of Sexual Ballers

The University (sic) of Southern California.

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."

by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011

disgusting sexual references

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

by D-Miles October 1, 2006

Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.

"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."

by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007

sexual guinea pig

a slut that likes all of the sexual postions

miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!

by poopie logles February 23, 2009