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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Self-fucker

You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.
by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021
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Self Lie-solating

When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.
Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."

Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.

That my friends is self lie-solation.
by lolo.24 April 11, 2021
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self-in-law

My spouse is my self-in-law.
by KNN128 May 21, 2021
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yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you
person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!
by TETP May 22, 2021
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Self-arising

1 . A strong feeling of self-confidence.
2. A sudden regaining of determination or self-correcting in yourself
1. She is self-arising
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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
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