porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk

Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...

by Pineanpple December 6, 2016

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

Porn hoe

when you are too caught up in the life of porn. you are a hoe to porn, and too amazed by the way the wet asshole bodies move. you cum every time you become a porn hoe.

wow, gio is such a porn hoe.

by helltothefuckinno November 30, 2018

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

Children of the Porn

Children conceived while porn is being filmed.

Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?

by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018