Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Irish

Irish is the best girl that a guy can ever get. She is just so beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's a Queen. She's the goddess of beauty. She's natural beauty, no matter what. She's awesome, intelligent, wondeful, insanely beautiful, cute, trustful, and also helpful. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Irish a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Irish is that perfect girl! So, If you know an irish, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you. 💯👑

Me: who's that goddess looking girl over there?
Friend: That's irish.
Me: Man she's so beautiful, she's like the goddess of beauty, I can't stop looking at her.
Friend: you should got at her!
Me: maybe I should, I won't regret, I just know!

by Lerianjikyu November 23, 2021

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023

Irish Sun Dance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 3, 2024

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.

Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.

by AquamMan June 11, 2024