Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants

"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"

by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020

Human trafficKing

A human proclaimed to be a king who traffics.

What do you mean by Human trafficKing?

Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang

And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now

Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....

by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021

mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Human

Hums are evil

If u were born u r a human

by Jashueo November 20, 2021

Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.

Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao

by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021