How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

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How to make infinity

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How to make infinity

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How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

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How to give a fuck

This question is used when we want to express an illusory interest in a given topic.

Majkela: Filip, I'm googling how to give a fuck about what you talking about.
Filip: Ok

by dnjdududhs January 8, 2022

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Howes

A Howes is a beautiful, funny, smart women, how will make you fall in love with you, just by fluttering her eyelashes at you,

Unfortunately she only does this so thay she can break your heart, a Howes will leave a trail of broken hearts in her tracks, she will feed on this hurt and use the tears of broken souls as bathwater.

If you are unlucky enough to run into a Howes, don't look her directly in the eye, good luck

Boy: dude I just heard you ran into a Howes last week, you okay?
Boy2: *swings from the rafters*

by Mac factor January 11, 2022

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