Alabama Ringer

A sex move where a female sits on a mans face and maybe jolting vibrations like an alarm clock

Damn, my cousin Matilda game me the hottest Alabama ringer

by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 14, 2018

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Alabama negro

A Nigger from alabam

New york nibba: look at that alabama negro

by Eirikus21 January 23, 2019

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.

Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!

by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018

Alabama Nachos

When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip

So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.

by BBBcousin September 14, 2018

Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018