rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018

Rocky Road

When a woman is double penetrated by two cocks from behind and she poops while both cocks are inside and then both guys ejaculate inside of her at the same time.

She had a Rocky Road when two guys double penetrated her from behind and she poops on their cocks as they came inside of her .

by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

by Idfk do I October 28, 2017

road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017