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Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023
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Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.
Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.
by Walker26 November 20, 2023
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Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023
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Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.
You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
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toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
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Toilet chalk

When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.
Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.
by Suburban pack May 5, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.
Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS
by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023
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