October 17

National suck James dick day

October 17 is the day that you suck James dick for just 25 cents so he and his family can move out of the box and move to olritch house

by Olritchhilarie October 16, 2019

October 27th

National Plumpkin day. On October 27th everyone is encouraged to fatten up their significant others so that they are large and plump ready for late October harvesting.
Should it be someone’s birthday on October 27th then they shall be blessed to judge the town’s prize plumpkins, poking everyone’s fat bellies and measuring their gains.

Have you put on seasonal spooky weight? Of course you have it’s October 27th afterall!

by SassySteve October 17, 2019

October 19

National No Fortnite Day

On October 19, nobody can play fortnite or else they die

by fortnitereallysucks October 17, 2019

October 19

NATIONAL GIVE A BOY A HUG DAY

Is it October 19? I better give you a hug

by I love urban dicks October 17, 2019

October 22

Ask out a girl day!

Today you get to ask that special girl the question that's been hiding inside you.
Where's your balls??

Ryan: I asked out Emma today!

Luke: Really? Wow!

Ryan: Yup! It's October 22!!

by HolyCows2307 October 17, 2019

October 18

National kick a red head day

Today is October 18, I get to kick and red head

by Aaroncfriedman October 18, 2019

October 21

Call the girl that has a crush on you and if you dont have her number get it.

On October 21 i just calld the girl that is crushing on me bro!

by ARealeditor#43 October 18, 2019