jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.

Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son

by Dunno pal I forgot like April 2, 2024