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Space Jam

The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).
D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
by EdgyDude666 May 3, 2018
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one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself
He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.
by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018
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Baller BJ Jams

My team won in Baller BJ Jams conference.
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Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam
by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018
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Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.
Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.
by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012
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jam pocket

an organ on the female body that secretes.
Damn dude did u see that chicks jam pocket... fucking gross dude.... it must have been Austin's wife!!
by mr... morrison December 27, 2011
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Comb Jam

The gunky paste or crusty scalp residue left over at the base of a comb after continual use by combing filthy hair. It's similar to Toe Jam but on a comb and it's nasty.
There was so much comb jam that you couldn't get it through his hair anymore.
by lololarue February 26, 2011
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