legendary ring of weeaboo

The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".

Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Hoe Ring

Hoe Ring: like a toe ring, but for hoes

#That girl over there... has a hoe ring
What's it made out of?
#my soul and diamonds
#so struck gold?

by Bohomeanian July 5, 2016

Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

deep ring

Vaginal fisting stimulation given to one's partner while wearing jewelry such as rings on one of more finger.

Kaylyn and Jill tried deep ringing for the first time today.

by Djackson35 January 1, 2017

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.

I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.

by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020

Onion ring

THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT

im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings

by !"£$%^&8U January 24, 2020