How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Your Momma

That's so 2021

Jill: Your momma is so fat shes fat
Kim: So not funny

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor

Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"

by r0se.x. January 9, 2023

Suck Your Mom

A slur for Chinese people from the old English days, referring to Europeans fornicating with the Chinese women without their consent. Nowadays is usually used as a derogatory phrase towards friends.

"Yo Tyler I'm gonna Suck Your Mom!"
"Don't you dare bro!!!"

by RANKELMOBASTARD January 9, 2023