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Twinkling your twakel

Man he was twinkling your twakel
by Twakel king December 11, 2022
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Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by WHSPRS December 13, 2022
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Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 14th or December
Gf: kisses bf randomly.

Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?
by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022
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cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room
Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
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cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room
Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
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Your mom

Your mom is a joke, a joke that lots of kids/teenagers jokes about.But sometimes gets out of hands.
Hey jimmy” “yeah what” “Your mom is so fat that she struggled to give birth to you😂” “...” “?” “So you have chosen death.”
by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022
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