A group of little kids who play with each other and are best friends then they all just dissapear from each other’s lives.
by Cool bob September 9, 2018
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In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
by Clothears September 29, 2018
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Pete exclaimed "You can always can count on a unit sighting while at Mcdiesels" while observing passersby in the drive thru.
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Get the Evangelion Unit 01 mug.Commonly referred to as America by a majority of people (not to be confused with the Americas, a region/continent depending on where you live).
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.
Foreigner: America is not a country! It is a continent!
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.
Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.
Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.
by Thecoolesttoucanever October 28, 2023
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Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 13, 2023
Get the united khaliphate mug.The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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