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road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
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Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.
When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
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road cigs

when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not
by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019
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enter the dirty road

From the web article: Joe Arridy was the happiest man on death row
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"He is one of the worst Mental Defective cases I have ever seen," the officer wrote. "I picked him up this morning for allowing some of the nastiest and Dirtiest things done to him that I have heard of."

According to the officer, Joe had been "manipulating the penis of Negro Boys with his mouth" and allowing said boys "to enter the dirty road with their penis." ("I would be more technical," the officer explained apologetically, "but do not know the terms.") In another time, Arridy might have been deemed an at-risk teen who'd been sexually exploited by older youths. But in 1929, he was simply a pervert who had to be locked away.
by WhiteNip August 11, 2019
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Road finger

The act of fingering your girlfriend while she is driving. Opposite of road head
I totally gave my girlfriend road finger while we were driving.
by iowajoe1 September 5, 2019
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The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister
Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow
by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019
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Road frosty

The act of giving road head in the winter with the windows down and the AC on full blast while listening to Christmas songs.
Bro! I was headed to the wedding and all of a sudden Ben leaned down and gave me a road frosty! I almost froze to death.
by Lionsdenbone September 28, 2019
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