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From the web article: Joe Arridy was the happiest man on death row
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"He is one of the worst Mental Defective cases I have ever seen," the officer wrote. "I picked him up this morning for allowing some of the nastiest and Dirtiest things done to him that I have heard of."

According to the officer, Joe had been "manipulating the penis of Negro Boys with his mouth" and allowing said boys "to enter the dirty road with their penis." ("I would be more technical," the officer explained apologetically, "but do not know the terms.") In another time, Arridy might have been deemed an at-risk teen who'd been sexually exploited by older youths. But in 1929, he was simply a pervert who had to be locked away.
by WhiteNip August 11, 2019
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Road finger

The act of fingering your girlfriend while she is driving. Opposite of road head
I totally gave my girlfriend road finger while we were driving.
by iowajoe1 September 5, 2019
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The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister
Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow
by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019
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Road frosty

The act of giving road head in the winter with the windows down and the AC on full blast while listening to Christmas songs.
Bro! I was headed to the wedding and all of a sudden Ben leaned down and gave me a road frosty! I almost froze to death.
by Lionsdenbone September 28, 2019
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road regulator

A person driving in the left lane at or below speed limit blocking people from passing especially when the right lane is going the speed limit.
I can't go any faster there's a road regulator in the way.
by Kevin Haas October 11, 2019
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Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018
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Road “O”

Similar to “road head,” but in this case, the driver gives the passenger a handy/orgasm.
Driver to passenger: “Babe, you down for a Road “O” ?
by PantsCoar353 May 18, 2018
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