Pee maker

Tiny guys that live in your penis, they manage the flow and pressure. They generally wear yellow waterproof suits They work for local number 1.

My output has been strong, thanks to the pee makers.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings

Hey gary its time your Called To Pee

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

pees

When you dont want no beef with no mf in the situation

Pees cuh! Chill out and let's roll

by corpdawg February 1, 2024

pee poo

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!

Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023