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battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022
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Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.
Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.
by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022
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Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
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That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."
by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023
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Candi

Candi is a very sweet, kind, heart warming, loving, and shy girl. She can also have a little crazy personality when you least expect it. Candi is known for her She’s not very well liked by most women. Candi is the kind of woman to keep to herself and is often quiet. She is also a huge introvert. I often think that woman hate her and envy her because of her jaw dropping looks. She also has the best luck with boys! She can pull whoever she wants, but it doesn’t last unless she wants it to. She knows she can pull whatever man she wants and end it whenever she wants. She’s only been heart broken a few times, but that doesn’t stop her from getting a man’s attention! She doesn’t really mind what others think of her which is what pisses off everyone the most. When she gets insulted, she’ll laugh it off. If she get’s mistreated, she’ll shrug it off. If she gets hurt, she’ll walk it off. She’ll always stay unbothered. She doesn’t let anything hurt her, unless it’s her own feelings and actions that hurt her. She has the cutest fashion and a soothing voice that I could listen to all day and I won’t get bored of it. Candi makes sure that everyone is included and tries her hardest to put on smile on everyone’s faces when they’re at their lowest. When you hear her name, you’ll either smile or make a sour face. Loyalty is her middle name. If you share a secret with her and she barley knows you, you best believe she’ll keep that secret. Go find yourself a Candi, everyone needs her.
(Girl): have you’ve seen Candi’s outfit today? It’s so cute!

(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?

(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.

(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.

(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.

(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
by Angilo November 21, 2023
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Dragon's Pubes Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy
by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
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