Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

chicken cake

A small sick with a large girth another term for chode

Cracker jack- "mmmmmh I sure sure like chicken cake in my manly poofing pie"

Cracker jack- "waiter please bring me more chicken cake with Mexican stand off my manly pootang pie needs dusting"

by Mmmmmmmmmmmfuckingbucking May 26, 2017

Cake topping

To be so over weight to no longer be muffin topping but not enough to be obese

She is so cake topping in those yoga pants

by Purple brackets June 25, 2017

cake food

In simple words 'cake'.
It is used along with an impersonation of a 3 year old asking for cake.

Wimmen: Hey! it's 19th nov! Happy men's day!
Men: YEY! Cake Food Pliss!

by SOT NATION April 20, 2018

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.

“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”

by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018