August 8

National drown your short friend

Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

August 9

Send your bf tits pic internazionale day

August 9: lemme see them

by Brazorf August 7, 2022

9th august

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L

-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘

by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022

August

August of Auschwitz

lets make auschwitz great again
august of auschwitz means that you make a gas chamber and put your friends in it

by hornyboi69420 June 7, 2022

August

One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.

“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”

by Iris 💗💗 June 13, 2022

August 4th

Oh look its August 4th, Kaiya's birthday.
Make sure to wish her a happy birthday.

Oh my, Its August 4th, Happy birthday Kaiya!

by That hot gal from school June 14, 2022

august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022