candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

candy cane

dick like a candy cane

dick like a candy cane

by mjmnjn December 27, 2022

Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023

Jeremy Candy

This phrase originates from Oregon and refers to small candies named "Starbursts" and this phrase is usually used at youth religious groups.

"I won a Jeremy Candy from on-gaurd"

by anonymous April 7, 2023

candy

penis, longing to have sex, especially in relation to having oral sec

I want candy

Give me candy

by *moan* April 13, 2023