whore shorts

Shorts that a girl wear when she wants to be a whore usually these shorts are super tight and short to the point where it looks like you aren’t wearing anything underneath them these can range from being spandex to regular tight pj shorts

Her navy blue stripped shorts are her whore shorts because they are super tight and you can see her ass hang out of them.

by ayna 67 July 5, 2023

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Short

When someone misses the mark, couldn’t seal the deal, couldn’t reach the top, or fell short on a task, action or goal.

Brad couldn’t get the tickets to Coachella, man that’s short.

by BoyWonderBrye July 20, 2023

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shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

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SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023

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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

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