Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018

Playing my Nintendo

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.

"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."

by Cecil is better than you December 18, 2018

play-doh spine

Weak and dumb as fuck

Don't mind the new recruit he's got a play-doh spine

by ThePigWithABigDick July 10, 2018

Accidentally play the violin

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.

He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

by Maxim Bovich Afonin May 27, 2018