Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting

"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"

by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023

Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products

Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Black Magic 2

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game

Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY

by Sircachetes May 3, 2023

magical pinky twist

when a man shoves his pinky into his penis hole and twists it aggressively whilst singing hello by adele

"you should have seen the way i done the magical pinky twist last night on ben"

by bensboyfriend May 5, 2023

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023