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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Kylee

Kylee is the definition of a confusing person. she is one minute nice and the other pretty rude. Kylee is very sweet and funny when she is in a good mood but once she is mean oh it’s over. she can be a bitch. don’t be on her bad side cuz she will expose you.
Kylee is very pretty!
by Dominic Overcash December 30, 2022
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Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"
by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy whos immature and confused. He might break your heart, but that's only because he doesn't know how to handle it. He'll grow up and realize you two are perfect for each other. Aside from that, Kyle is dreamy. His eyes will make you melt, and his humor is unmatched, but only to a girl who gets it.
"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
by •well shit• January 7, 2023
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Kyle

The very definition of no fizz! Flatter than water, longing for a taste of the aerated bubbly sensation.
‘I’m going out with a Kyle’
Fuck that, Kyle has absolutely no fizz’
by Archke January 15, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle's are gay and will do anything for Jayden or money he also is know for taking necks. There are ugly asf and they think that could pull.
Kyle kiss dude for money
by Jjjghyg November 21, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle's are gay and will do anything for Jayden or money he also is know for taking necks. There are ugly asf and they think that could pull.
Kyle kiss dude for money
by Jjjghyg November 21, 2023
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