kyle's dick

a massive object

kyle's dick is so big

by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023

Kyle

Kyle likes waffles and he's best described as a twat. He's the kind person who when asked to be there for you during a death in the family.. you can count on him to find a way to make you look like you did something terrible, so he doesn't have to be there while you deal with death in the family by yourself .. he'll make you look like you were wrong for suggesting him to be there for you. And its your fault.

yeah I went to see my Dad at the hospice, and stayed holding his hand and when I needed a friend, that friend was being a Kyle.

by DiscoDelaware August 22, 2023

Kyle

The the best thing ever

"Porn: Kyle
"porn watcher: OH SHIT I CUMMED!

by KYLEBITCH August 25, 2023

Kyle Schmid

Grumpy looking potato man

Wow, you’re such a kyle Schmid

by Cissa September 3, 2023

Kyle the buzz

Drama
Emotionally irrational

Good friend “sometimes”
Dessert lover

Salesmen’s best friend
Cat man

That girl is acting like a kyle the buzz
I wish I would have paid twice as much like kyle the buzz

by Mrtman13 September 19, 2023

Kyle ass behavior

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.

Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.

by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023

Kyle

A Kyle, he is a boy who will treat you like the person you deserve to be treated. He will pick you up or hold you when you are down. He will love you unconditionally, make you laugh uncontrollably, look out for you before himself. A Kyle is the love of my life and I don’t know where I’d be without him.

Person - “who the hell is that”

Me - “that’s a Kyle he’s the love of my life who I’ll never let go”

by Cry_m3_a_r1v3r November 22, 2021