January 6th journalists

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

January 15th

On January 15th, every Duolingo user has to get as much exp as possible.

if you dont have duolingo, January 15th is the perfect day to bully all your tall friends. like nobody cares if you can touch the top of the door frame jeremy 🙄.

dan: its January 15th bro...

tall kid: please tell me you have duolingo.

by milfeatroutr69 December 27, 2023

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023

jeeting january

yu jeet in january innit

“it’s jeeting january” -j’

by j’ January 1, 2024

January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*

by i love drizzy drake January 1, 2024

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024

January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024