Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
by a boy from the future December 27, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.
Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
by Infinitos December 29, 2019
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I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
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Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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