Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.

Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.

by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Irish Diesel

Sweet sweet Guinness 🤤

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel

by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024

Irish Sun Dance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 3, 2024

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.

Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.

by AquamMan June 11, 2024