Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human

"Mistakes" in one word.
No one is perfect.

Is the Among Us imposter an Human or he is actually an alien??

by notweirddude October 4, 2020

Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 6, 2020

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017