Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

String Friend

Someone who isn't a friend with benefits, but not quite in a romantic relationship either.

"Man, I like this guy so much, but he just keeps making me a string friend."

by Optophobia October 13, 2013

Bar Friend

1. Someone you only hangout with at the bar or club. The person is usually a major D-Bag or Bitch. But, very funny or good looking.

2. Someone you roll with to the bar to pick up dudes or girls.

3. Someone you see at the bar once in a while and hook up with. Some you would never bring home to mom, but you would have sex with in a bathroom.

4. Someone you might date, but, prolly not.

5. Someone who can drink a lot.

"Hey, man you wanna date that girl?" Nah, we are just bar friends, we hooked up once, it was cool."

by DrSpinLA March 22, 2011

friend-source

Crowd-sourcing your friends (online or in the real-world) to solve a problem or answer a question.

I wanted to know where to grab good sushi, so I friend-sourced on Twitter.

by Trevor Bolliger July 20, 2011