cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

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Snow Cat

A Snow Cat is the term used for an attractive elderly woman, above the defined age of a cougar. (60 years old +)

I went to visit my grandmother at the old folks home and god damn! Her roommate Betty was such a snow cat, she must of been such a dame when she was younger.

by Lazy Eye Pete March 9, 2018

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Research Cat

A cat in a lolcat picture sitting in front of a computer and looking disapproving. He says that wikipedia is not an acceptable source for referencing things like school projects and academic work.

Research cat says Wikipedia not acceptable source

by Fast_Eddie_2 December 6, 2012

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Cat Skull

A sexual move where two males (preferably homeless or train-hoppers) simultaneously ejaculate on a the face of someone who is celebrating his/her birthday. The two males then draw whiskers on the face of the receiver and use the ejaculate as hair gel to make cat ears.

My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.

by Bossk_Hogg June 19, 2011

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