The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

Clam Stamp

When you get done sunning that vertical slit, you kiss someone with that clam with that lipstick protection.

Clam stamp is when your lady gets up and kisses you on that neck with her lipsticked clam.

by Give me liberty or Givemefist August 17, 2025

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025