Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.

Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.

by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023

White Asian

A white asian is a person of Asian descent but has the qualities of a stereotypical white person, usually just not meeting the Asian stereotype an example would be that they aren’t intelligent or parties often.

Person 1: Yo did you see Abby’s grade, she totally failed I thought like Asian’s were hella smart or something?
Person 2: Nah she’s a white asian.

by GoldenKetchup0 October 13, 2023

asian

A person of asian descent, who is mainly either not racist at all, or openly racist to everyone and doesn’t try to hide it at all, yet denying their racism.

1: Yo, did you see that asian?
2: Yeah, he’s so racist to everyone
1: YO! i heard you said the n-word!
asian: Nuh-uh i’m not racist at all bro

by yogilover1234 October 22, 2023

East Asian

Person from East Asia, i. e. China, Korea or Japan. Positive stereotypes of East Asians include being well-mannered, hardworking and smart. Negative stereotypes include having flat chests, shrimp dicks and droopy eyelids

I love me a good East Asian

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Asian chest

A unit of measurement equivalent to 7 cubic centimetres

Xiao Li’s chest is 2.4 Asian chests

by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023

Asian trash

The definition of Asian trash is all the plastic, electronic, air-ventilated office supplied shit in your home. The Sony T.V. is a big one. Those stupid light-on-the-wall clocks, is another. #ToyotaAndy

You hate Asians but half your house is filled with Asian trash.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023