Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Canadian

A canadian is a hot person that has Soviet descent no matter their family history. They also have rly big cocks.

Shit the dude's a canadian

by Sunlune May 13, 2022

Canadian tunnel digger

The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.

Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.

by J0hn wick May 20, 2022

canadian

the opposite of Americans
unarmed, polite, and horrible road rage

"he's got to be a canadian"

by pizza man chase May 20, 2022

Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

by simpmanager May 28, 2022

Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.

ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022