Zoomer

Magic mushrooms

"Eating zoomers and smoking that electric lettuce"

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

Baby Zoomers

A person born under the age of 15, who is forced to use Zoom to communicate with their peers because they can't attend school, go out and play, etc. due to the Covid Pandemic. (created by Scott K. Wilder)

My kids are becoming baby zoomers because video conferencing all day with their classmates.

by Mayor of Wilderville February 25, 2021

Zany Zoomer

A zany zoomer is a car that moves zanily! It's usually paired with a squad full of neon colors.

That car is a zany zoomer!

by facnty March 21, 2021

Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.

1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

Zoomer

A member of Generation Z who thinks political polarisation and reactionary conservatism was never a thing before 2015-2016 despite being unconscious during the Tea Party movement and Bush’s presidency.

Zoomer: Wish we could go back to the early 2010s where we weren’t divided by partisan lines

Anyone born before 2001: Ok zoomer.

by GayBlackie24 September 13, 2024

Zoomer Strut

The backwards walk after a person starts a video. Usually seen at the beginning of a selfie video. Found on social media apps. For example in Instergram reels and stories.

Damn that 3 second zoomer strut is crazy.

Did you watch the reel I sent you?
Yeah that's the longest zoomer strut I ever seen!
Ikr.

by Richhart December 19, 2024