Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoinks

To express a feeling of being disregarded by someone/something.

That he just got him, yoinks!!!!!!!!

by Nic Wooters March 10, 2017

Yoink

When you steel something then yeet it

Yoink

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019

cock yoink

Noriaki Kakyoin, a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

man, i love cock yoink! he is my favorite character.

by 23_characters_very_cool September 11, 2021

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023