Yoink

The act of swiftly taking an object, whilst saying YOINK

"YOINK!" *takes object*

by Flibbis November 5, 2019

cock yoink

Noriaki Kakyoin, a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

man, i love cock yoink! he is my favorite character.

by 23_characters_very_cool September 11, 2021

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023