Wonks

Short for wonky/crazy 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜

Sub to moriha Elizabeth she said that's wonks

by anonymous January 21, 2024

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021

mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable

Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr

by madwonker November 1, 2021

Wink Wonk

Wink Wonk is a slur used against LGBTQIA+ people. It refers to their “stupidity” because they “chose” to be gay

Andrew called Brad a wink wonk

by English_teacher821 July 16, 2021