hydroponics valve

A valve on any hydroponics system.

A valve to close the flow of water, not to adjust the level. That is the basics of a hydroponics valve.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013

pfoofer valve

the correct spelling of the phrase "foo-foo valve". Reference to the noise when one lets an accidental pass gas "pfoof/pfft", and more obscure but relevant reference to the slang australian (and new zealand) term for a gay man "poof"- as indirectly referring to the anus.

he nearly blew his pfoofer valve

by random cat March 4, 2015

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.

He sprinkler valved me and it got all over the place

by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018

check valve

Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".

Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.

Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.

Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"

by raspus May 23, 2019