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Quantum Rizzics

A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.

There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
It seems like Dave doesn't need a wingman, he attracts partners on his quantum rizzics already.
by Omar54789 August 29, 2023
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Quantum Ghibstein

The moment you start to fall asleep while watching a studio ghibli movie, and it incorporates itself into your dream for a brief moment. This can result in feelings of euphoria and bliss.
I started to fall asleep while watching howl’s moving castle and I experienced a quantum ghibstein.
by Ghibstein Enjoyer. January 6, 2022
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Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 7, 2021
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quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.
You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.
by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018
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Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.
Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.
by RealBillNye November 30, 2020
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Quantum Recycler

This is a biomedical machine that is used to bring the dead back to life. It works on the principle that the soul is a form of intelligent enery and can be stored and recycled. The quantum recycler can take the soul from one being and transplant that soul into a dead body, thus bringing the dead back to life. This theory was first presented in a short story by a Sceince Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot.
Quantum Recycler:

A device or machine that brings the dead back to life. Such a device or machine that was postulated by a Science Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
by Anna Firaburg, Ph.D. January 16, 2010
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Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.
example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early
by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010
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