Quantum Ghibstein

The moment you start to fall asleep while watching a studio ghibli movie, and it incorporates itself into your dream for a brief moment. This can result in feelings of euphoria and bliss.

I started to fall asleep while watching howl’s moving castle and I experienced a quantum ghibstein.

by Ghibstein Enjoyer. January 6, 2022

Quantum Extraphysics

Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.

"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021

Quantum IQ

A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.

Adam is the smartest guy I know, but he also does really stupid shit. I think he has quantum IQ.

by Cateye5 May 4, 2021

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.

You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.

by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018

Quantum Recycler

This is a biomedical machine that is used to bring the dead back to life. It works on the principle that the soul is a form of intelligent enery and can be stored and recycled. The quantum recycler can take the soul from one being and transplant that soul into a dead body, thus bringing the dead back to life. This theory was first presented in a short story by a Sceince Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot.

Quantum Recycler:

A device or machine that brings the dead back to life. Such a device or machine that was postulated by a Science Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

by Anna Firaburg, Ph.D. January 16, 2010

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010