The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

NOONE

it basically means no one just connected so do not pronounce it as nuun because it is a conjoined word

No noone can help you

by M00M3 February 1, 2022

Noon buggy

A dune buggy at noon

Hey, a noon buggy!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021

noon

12:00 time.

Noon.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

Noon

Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.

‘That guy over there can solve a rubix cube, what a little noon’

by KingNoon June 22, 2025

noon

12:00 (twelve o'clock).

Noon.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ July 2, 2025